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tips[1]='Happy New Year. Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmellow. When I woke up .... ?'
ans[1]='... The pillow was gone ! Tommy Cooper, 1921-1984, comedian, UK.'
tips[2]='You cannot keep it until you have given it ?'
ans[2]='A promise !'
tips[3]='Has a long neck, works so hard, but never sleeps ?'
ans[3]='A Crane'
tips[4]='He has married many, but never married himself. Who is he ?'
ans[4]='A Priest !'
tips[5]='I Dont suggest that her face has been lifted ...'
ans[5]='... But there is a possibility that her body has been lowered ! Clive James, 1939, Broadcaster, Australia'
tips[6]='I never hated a man enough to ...'
ans[6]='... Give him his diamonds back ! Zsa Zsa Gabor, 1919, Actress, Hungary.'
tips[7]='Wearing red with a stone in my throat. What am I ?'
ans[7]='A cherry !'
tips[8]='Never argue with a fool ... ?'
ans[8]='... People might not know the difference ! Arthur Block, 1979.'
tips[9]='What ends in W but has no end ?'
ans[9]='A rainbow !'
tips[10]='I have just enough money to last me for the rest of my life unless ... ?'
ans[10]='... I buy something ! Jackie Mason, 1931,Comedian, US'
tips[11]='The more there is, the less you see ?'
ans[11]='Darkness !'
tips[12]='When I was young, I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock, so I .... ?'
ans[12]='... Stopped wearing socks ! Albert Einstein, 1879-1955, Physicist, Germany.'
tips[13]='What has a head and a foot, but no body ?'
ans[13]='A bed !'
tips[14]='It is the friends that you call up at 4am ... ?'
ans[14]='... That matter ! Marlene Dietrich, 1901-1992, Germany.'
tips[15]='What has legs, but cannot walk ?'
ans[15]='A Table !'
tips[16]='The modern child will answer you back ... ?'
ans[16]='... Before you have said anything! Laurence J Peter, 1919-1990, Writer, UK.'
tips[17]='What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands ?'
ans[17]='A kangaroo !'
tips[18]='The only way to enjoy anything in life ... ?'
ans[18]='... Is to earn it first ! Ginger Rogers, 1911-1995, Movie star, US.'
tips[19]='What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter ?'
ans[19]='A Hole'
tips[20]='I love being a writer. What I cannot stand is ... ?'
ans[20]='... The paperwork ! Peter de Vries. 1910-1993. American Author'
tips[21]='What can you catch, but not throw ?'
ans[21]='A cold !'
tips[22]='I pass before the sun, but make no shaddow. What am I ?'
ans[22]='The wind !'
tips[23]='Every exit is an ... ?'
ans[23]='... Entrance somewhere ! Tom Stoppard, 1937, Playwright UK'
tips[24]='Give me a museum and I will ... ?'
ans[24]='... Fill it ! Pablo Picasso, Artist'
tips[25]='Dont stay in bed unless you can make ... ?'
ans[25]='... Money in bed ! George Burns.'
tips[26]='Genius is one percent genius and ninety-nine percent ... ? '
ans[26]='... Perspiration ! Thomas Edison, 1847-1931, Inventor, US.'
tips[27]='What goes up, but never goes down ?'
ans[27]='Your age !'
tips[28]='A book that anyone can own. It was once only used by the wealthy but you are unlikely to buy it in a shop ?'
ans[28]='Telephone book !'
tips[29]='Being a personality is not the same as ...'
ans[29]='... having a personality. Alan Coren, 1938, Writer, UK.'
tips[30]='What has arms but cannot cuddle ?'
ans[31]='A chair !'
tips[32]='I begin with T, end in T and have T within. What am I ?'
ans[33]='A teapot'
tips[34]='They all live in one cardboard house ... If you sratch their heads they will all die ?'
ans[34]='Matches !'
tips[35]='I am an excellent housekeeper, every time I get a divorce ... ?'
ans[36]='... I keep the house! Zsa Zsa Gabor.'
tips[37]='The only difference between me and a madman is ... ?'
ans[37]='... I am not mad ! Salvador Dali'
tips[38]='An English word with three consecutive double letters ?'
ans[38]='Bookkeeper'
tips[39]='What is full of holes, but can still hold water ?'
ans[39]='A sponge !'
tips[40]='Never interrupt your enemy when he is ... ?'
ans[40]='... Making a mistake ! Napoleon Bonaparte.'
tips[41]='The secret of success is to know something ... ?'
ans[41]='... Nobody else knows ! Aristotle Onassis.'
tips[42]='You throw away the outside and cook the inside. You then eat the outside and throw away the inside ?'
ans[42]='An ear of corn !'
tips[43]='VALENTINE WEEK: The first duty of love is to ... ?'
ans[43]='Listen ! Paul Tillich'
tips[44]='VALENTINE WEEK: Where there is love, there is ... ?'
ans[44]='... Life ! Mahatma Ghandi.'
tips[45]='VALENTINE WEEK: Why is the letter A like a flower ?'
ans[45]='A B(ee) comes after it !'
tips[46]='VALENTINE WEEK: You may conquer with the sword, but you are conquered by ... ?'
ans[46]='... A kiss ! Daniel Heinsius.'
tips[47]='VALENTINE WEEK: If love is blind, why is ... ?'
ans[47]='... Lingerie so popular ! '
tips[48]='VALENTINE WEEK: If music be the food of love ... ? '
ans[48]='... Play on ! Shakespeare.'
tips[49]='VALENTINE WEEK: Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the ... ? '
ans[49]='... Brain empties ! Jules Renard.'
tips[50]='When ideas fail ... ?'
ans[50]='... words come in very handy ! Goethe'
tips[51]='You heard me before, yet you hear me again, then I die, till you call me again ? '
ans[51]='An echo !'
tips[52]='The truth is more important than ... ?'
ans[52]='... The facts ! Frank Lloyd Wright.'
tips[53]='A quick temper will make ... ?'
ans[53]='... A fool of you soon enough ! Bruce Lee.'
tips[54]='What is it that after you take away the whole, some still remains ?'
ans[54]='... Wholesome !'
tips[55]='Minds are like parachutes ... ?'
ans[55]='... They only function when open ! Thomas Dewar.'
tips[56]='Quality is remembered long after the ... ?'
ans[56]='... Price is forgotten ! Gucci.'
tips[57]='Forward Im heavy, but backwards I am not. What am I ? '
ans[57]='TON !'
tips[58]='It has been here since the world began but is never more than a month old ? '
ans[58]='The Moon'
tips[59]='There is no money in poetry ...'
ans[59]='... Neither is there poetry in money. Rupert Graves, UK Poet'
tips[60]='What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a billion years ?'
ans[60]='The letter M !'
tips[61]='My one regret in life is that I am not ... ?'
ans[61]='...somebody else ! Woody Allen. US'
tips[62]='Middle age is when ... ?'
ans[62]='... Your age starts to show around your middle ! Bob Hope.'
tips[63]='What gets wetter the more it dries ?'
ans[63]='A towell !'
tips[64]='It has been here since the world began but is never more than a month old ? '
ans[64]='The Moon'
tips[65]='An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world ... ? '
ans[65]='... Blind. Gandhi'
tips[66]='I have 3 letters and read the same forwards and backwards ?'
ans[66]='Eye !'
tips[67]='Whatever the mind can concieve and believe ... ?'
ans[67]='... the mind can achieve ! Dr Napoleon Hill.'
tips[68]='You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people ... ?'
ans[68]='... what they want ! Zig Ziglar.'
tips[69]='Those who believe in telekinetics ... ?'
ans[69]='.. Raise MY hand ! Kurt Vonnegut.'
tips[70]='Give me a museum and I will ... ?'
ans[70]='... Fill it ! Pablo Picasso, Artist'
tips[71]='Dont stay in bed unless you can make ... ?'
ans[71]='... Money in bed ! George Burns.'
tips[72]='What number may be added to 3 or multiplied by 3 to give the same result ?'
ans[72]='1.5'
tips[73]='Whatever is produced in haste ... ?'
ans[73]='... Goes hastily to waste! Saadi.'
tips[74]='I have a double and a wife and am as thin as a knife ... ?'
ans[74]='... The King of Diamonds from a pack of cards !'
tips[75]='The man who smiles when things go wrong has ... ?'
ans[75]='thought of someone to blame it on ! Robert Bloch.'
tips[76]='I am near a ball. The ball is never thrown and I never get hit'
ans[76]='... Eyelash !'
tips[77]='Never take life seriously, Nobody ... ?'
ans[77]='... Gets out alive anyway !'
tips[78]='There are no stupid questions, just ... ?'
ans[78]='... Stupid people !'
tips[79]='Has a head and a tail. Is brown with no legs ? '
ans[79]='A Penny'
tips[80]='Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and ...'
ans[80]='... Miss ! Douglass Adams.'
tips[81]='Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that ... '
ans[81]='... When you shout the name will carry ! Bill Cosby.'
tips[82]='I said Yes, Yet I Meant No. What was I asked ?'
ans[82]='... Do you mind ?'
tips[83]='What do dogs and diamonds have in common ?'
ans[83]='They are both someones best friend. (Dog-Mans Diamonds-Girls)'
tips[84]='Can be created by many things in any shape or size. Can change size over time ?'
ans[84]='... A Hole !'
tips[85]='I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that ... ?'
ans[85]='I do not know the answer ! ... Douglass Adams'
tips[86]='Covers what is real and hides what is true ... Tasting so good ?'
ans[86]='... Alcohol !'
tips[87]='Minds are like parachutes ... ?'
ans[87]='... They only function when they are open ! Sir James Dewar. '
tips[88]='Falls but never breaks and breaks but never falls ?'
ans[88]='... Night and Day !'
tips[89]='Of those who say nothing ... ?'
ans[89]='... Few are silent ! Thomas Neill.'
tips[90]='You tries your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ... ?'
ans[90]='... Never try ! Homer Simpson.'
tips[91]='Have eyes, yet cannot see ?'
ans[91]='... Button or Alphabet or Needles !'
tips[92]='If you want to make enemies, try to ... ?'
ans[92]='... Change something ! Woodrow Wilson.'
tips[93]='Said as just one letter, but written with three. Can be read the same from both ends .. You will see ?'
ans[93]='... EYE'
tips[94]='Whether you think you can or that you cannot, you are ... ?'
ans[94]='... Usually right ! Henry Ford.'
tips[95]='Can be cracked, made, told and played ?'
ans[95]='... A Joke !'
tips[96]='Try to learn everything about something and ... ?'
ans[96]='... Something about everything ! Thomas Henry Huxley.'
tips[97]='Different shapes, different sizes. Straight and curved. All have their own place ?'
ans[97]='... Jigsaw Puzzle Pieces'
tips[98]='Make crime pay ... ?'
ans[98]='... Become a Lawyer ! Will Rogers.'
tips[99]='If you are going through hell ... ?'
ans[99]='... Keep going ! Sir Winston Churchill.'
tips[100]='Pointing down so bright, pointing up so dark ?'
ans[100]='... Light switch !'
tips[101]='I had a ploughman#s lunch the other day ... ? '
ans[101]='... He wasnt very happy ! Tommy Cooper. '
tips[102]='If a million people say a foolish thing ... ? '
ans[102]='... It is still a foolish thing ! Jacques Anatole Thibault. '
tips[103]='What can you add to ONE to make it vanish ? '
ans[103]='... G (Gone!) '
tips[104]='A little inaccuracy sometimes saves ... ? '
ans[104]='... A lot of explanation ! H H Munro. '
tips[105]='I come in many different sizes, so shiney and always telling the truth ? '
ans[105]='... A Mirror !'
tips[106]='A coat that is put on wet ?'
ans[106]='... Coat of paint !'
tips[107]='History is the version of past events that people have ... ? '
ans[107]='... Decided to agree upon ! Napoleon Bonaparte. '
tips[108]='Working on one of my legs, but always resting on three ? '
ans[108]='... A Wheelbarrow ! '
tips[109]='A five letter word that can be read under water and upside down ? '
ans[109]=' SWIMS !'
tips[110]='The dead eat it, but the living would die if they did ? '
ans[110]='... Nothing ! '
tips[111]='What is more useful when it is broken ? '
ans[111]='... An egg ! '
tips[112]='Can fill a room, yet takes up no space ? '
ans[112]='... Light ! '
tips[113]='Can be written, broken, exposed and indeed broken ? '
ans[113]='The news ! '
tips[114]='How can you stand behind someone who is standing behind you ? '
ans[114]='... Stand back to back ! '
tips[115]='Cannot be bought or sold and can be of gold ? '
ans[115]='... A heart ! '
tips[116]='A flat back, sharp teeth and cutting is what I do ? '
ans[116]='... A Saw ! '
tips[117]='Anything that is too stupid to be spoken ... ? '
ans[117]='... Is sung ! Voltaire. '
tips[118]='Sleeps all day, loves the night and flies without feathers ? '
ans[118]='A bat ! '
tips[119]='I travel around the world, but never leave the corner ? '
ans[119]='... A Stamp ! '
tips[120]='Always goes to bed with his shoes on ? '
ans[120]='... A Horse '
tips[121]='As big as an elephant, yet weighs nothing at all ? '
ans[121]='... An elephants shaddow ! '
tips[122]='Has 22 legs and 2 wings ? '
ans[122]='... A football team ! '
tips[123]='What has a bottom at the top ? '
ans[123]='... A leg ! '
tips[124]='Walks all day on its head ?'
ans[124]='... A nail in a horseshoe !'
tips[125]='What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a billion years ?'
ans[125]='The letter M !'
tips[126]='My one regret in life is that I am not ... ?'
ans[126]='...somebody else ! Woody Allen. US'
tips[127]='Middle age is when ... ?'
ans[127]='... Your age starts to show around your middle ! Bob Hope.'
tips[128]='Some days you are a bug, some days you are a ... ?'
ans[128]='... windshield ! Price Cobb. '
tips[129]='Except our own thoughts, there is nothing absolutely in ... ?'
ans[129]='... Our power ! Rene Descartes.'
tips[130]='If you are patient in one moment of anger ... ?'
ans[130]='... You will escape a hundred days of sorrow !'
tips[131]='Name three numbers that give the same result when added or multiplied together ?'
ans[131]='1, 2, 3'
tips[132]='I am put in a dark room and set on fire. I weep and become nothing. What am I ?'
ans[132]='A candle !'
tips[133]='The secret of being boring is ... ?'
ans[133]='... To say everything ! Voltaire.'
tips[134]='The unspoken word, never ... ?'
ans[134]='... Does harm ! Kossuth.'
tips[135]='What goes around a garden, but does not move ?'
ans[135]='A fence !'
tips[136]='When I was born, I was so surprised that I did not ... ?'
ans[136]='... Talk for a year and a half ! Gracie Allen.'
tips[137]='I love children, especially when they cry, for then ... ?'
ans[137]='... Someone takes them away ! Nancy Mitford '
tips[138]='You cannot keep it until you have given it ?'
ans[138]='A promise !'
tips[139]='Has a long neck, works so hard, but never sleeps ?'
ans[139]='A Crane'
tips[140]='He has married many, but never married himself. Who is he ?'
ans[140]='A Priest !'
tips[141]='I Dont suggest that her face has been lifted ...'
ans[141]='... But there is a possibility that her body has been lowered ! Clive James, 1939, Broadcaster, Australia'
tips[142]='I never hated a man enough to ...'
ans[142]='... Give him his diamonds back ! Zsa Zsa Gabor, 1919, Actress, Hungary.'
tips[143]='Wearing red with a stone in my throat. What am I ?'
ans[143]='A cherry !'
tips[144]='Never argue with a fool ... ?'
ans[144]='... People might not know the difference ! Arthur Block, 1979.'
tips[145]='What ends in W but has no end ?'
ans[145]='A rainbow !'
tips[146]='I have just enough money to last me for the rest of my life unless ... ?'
ans[146]='... I buy something ! Jackie Mason, 1931,Comedian, US'
tips[147]='The more there is, the less you see ?'
ans[147]='Darkness !'
tips[148]='When I was young, I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock, so I .... ?'
ans[148]='... Stopped wearing socks ! Albert Einstein, 1879-1955, Physicist, Germany.'
tips[149]='What has a head and a foot, but no body ?'
ans[149]='A bed !'
tips[150]='It is the friends that you call up at 4am ... ?'
ans[150]='... That matter ! Marlene Dietrich, 1901-1992, Germany.'
tips[151]='What has legs, but cannot walk ?'
ans[151]='A Table !'
tips[152]='The modern child will answer you back ... ?'
ans[152]='... Before you have said anything! Laurence J Peter, 1919-1990, Writer, UK.'
tips[153]='What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands ?'
ans[153]='A kangaroo !'
tips[154]='The only way to enjoy anything in life ... ?'
ans[154]='... Is to earn it first ! Ginger Rogers, 1911-1995, Movie star, US.'
tips[155]='What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter ?'
ans[155]='A Hole'
tips[156]='I love being a writer. What I cannot stand is ... ?'
ans[156]='... The paperwork ! Peter de Vries. 1910-1993. American Author'
tips[157]='What can you catch, but not throw ?'
ans[157]='A cold !'
tips[158]='I pass before the sun, but make no shaddow. What am I ?'
ans[158]='The wind !'
tips[159]='Every exit is an ... ?'
ans[159]='... Entrance somewhere ! Tom Stoppard, 1937, Playwright UK'
tips[160]='Give me a museum and I will ... ?'
ans[160]='... Fill it ! Pablo Picasso, Artist'
tips[161]='Dont stay in bed unless you can make ... ?'
ans[161]='... Money in bed ! George Burns.'
tips[162]='Genius is one percent genius and ninety-nine percent ... ? '
ans[162]='... Perspiration ! Thomas Edison, 1847-1931, Inventor, US.'
tips[163]='What goes up, but never goes down ?'
ans[163]='Your age !'
tips[164]='A book that anyone can own. It was once only used by the wealthy but you are unlikely to buy it in a shop ?'
ans[164]='Telephone book !'
tips[165]='Being a personality is not the same as ...'
ans[165]='... having a personality. Alan Coren, 1938, Writer, UK.'
tips[166]='What has arms but cannot cuddle ?'
ans[166]='A chair !'
tips[167]='I begin with T, end in T and have T within. What am I ?'
ans[167]='A teapot'
tips[168]='They all live in one cardboard house ... If you sratch their heads they will all die ?'
ans[168]='Matches !'
tips[169]='I am an excellent housekeeper, every time I get a divorce ... ?'
ans[169]='... I keep the house! Zsa Zsa Gabor.'
tips[170]='The only difference between me and a madman is ... ?'
ans[170]='... I am not mad ! Salvador Dali'
tips[171]='An English word with three consecutive double letters ?'
ans[171]='Bookkeeper'
tips[172]='What is full of holes, but can still hold water ?'
ans[172]='A sponge !'
tips[173]='Never interrupt your enemy when he is ... ?'
ans[173]='... Making a mistake ! Napoleon Bonaparte.'
tips[174]='The secret of success is to know something ... ?'
ans[174]='... Nobody else knows ! Aristotle Onassis.'
tips[175]='You throw away the outside and cook the inside. You then eat the outside and throw away the inside ?'
ans[175]='An ear of corn !'
tips[176]='When ideas fail ... ?'
ans[176]='... words come in very handy ! Goethe'
tips[177]='You heard me before, yet you hear me again, then I die, till you call me again ? '
ans[177]='An echo !'
tips[178]='The truth is more important than ... ?'
ans[178]='... The facts ! Frank Lloyd Wright.'
tips[179]='A quick temper will make ... ?'
ans[179]='... A fool of you soon enough ! Bruce Lee.'
tips[180]='What is it that after you take away the whole, some still remains ?'
ans[180]='... Wholesome !'
tips[181]='Minds are like parachutes ... ?'
ans[181]='... They only function when open ! Thomas Dewar.'
tips[182]='Quality is remembered long after the ... ?'
ans[182]='... Price is forgotten ! Gucci.'
tips[183]='Forward Im heavy, but backwards I am not. What am I ? '
ans[183]='TON !'
tips[184]='It has been here since the world began but is never more than a month old ? '
ans[184]='The Moon'
tips[185]='There is no money in poetry ...'
ans[185]='... Neither is there poetry in money. Rupert Graves, UK Poet'
tips[186]='What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a billion years ?'
ans[186]='The letter M !'
tips[187]='My one regret in life is that I am not ... ?'
ans[187]='...somebody else ! Woody Allen. US'
tips[188]='Middle age is when ... ?'
ans[188]='... Your age starts to show around your middle ! Bob Hope.'
tips[189]='What gets wetter the more it dries ?'
ans[189]='A towell !'
tips[190]='It has been here since the world began but is never more than a month old ? '
ans[190]='The Moon'
tips[191]='An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world ... ? '
ans[191]='... Blind. Gandhi'
tips[192]='I have 3 letters and read the same forwards and backwards ?'
ans[192]='Eye !'
tips[193]='Whatever the mind can concieve and believe ... ?'
ans[193]='... the mind can achieve ! Dr Napoleon Hill.'
tips[194]='You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people ... ?'
ans[194]='... what they want ! Zig Ziglar.'
tips[195]='Those who believe in telekinetics ... ?'
ans[195]='.. Raise MY hand ! Kurt Vonnegut.'
tips[196]='Give me a museum and I will ... ?'
ans[196]='... Fill it ! Pablo Picasso, Artist'
tips[197]='Dont stay in bed unless you can make ... ?'
ans[197]='... Money in bed ! George Burns.'
tips[198]='What number may be added to 3 or multiplied by 3 to give the same result ?'
ans[198]='1.5'
tips[199]='Whatever is produced in haste ... ?'
ans[199]='... Goes hastily to waste! Saadi.'
tips[200]='I have a double and a wife and am as thin as a knife ... ?'
ans[200]='... The King of Diamonds from a pack of cards !'
tips[201]='The man who smiles when things go wrong has ... ?'
ans[201]='thought of someone to blame it on ! Robert Bloch.'
tips[202]='I am near a ball. The ball is never thrown and I never get hit'
ans[202]='... Eyelash !'
tips[203]='Never take life seriously, Nobody ... ?'
ans[203]='... Gets out alive anyway !'
tips[204]='There are no stupid questions, just ... ?'
ans[204]='... Stupid people !'
tips[205]='Has a head and a tail. Is brown with no legs ? '
ans[205]='A Penny'
tips[206]='Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and ...'
ans[206]='... Miss ! Douglass Adams.'
tips[207]='Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that ... '
ans[207]='... When you shout the name will carry ! Bill Cosby.'
tips[208]='I said Yes, Yet I Meant No. What was I asked ?'
ans[208]='... Do you mind ?'
tips[209]='What do dogs and diamonds have in common ?'
ans[209]='They are both someones best friend. (Dog-Mans Diamonds-Girls)'
tips[210]='Can be created by many things in any shape or size. Can change size over time ?'
ans[210]='... A Hole !'
tips[211]='I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that ... ?'
ans[211]='I do not know the answer ! ... Douglass Adams'
tips[212]='Covers what is real and hides what is true ... Tasting so good ?'
ans[212]='... Alcohol !'
tips[213]='Minds are like parachutes ... ?'
ans[213]='... They only function when they are open ! Sir James Dewar. '
tips[214]='Falls but never breaks and breaks but never falls ?'
ans[214]='... Night and Day !'
tips[215]='Of those who say nothing ... ?'
ans[215]='... Few are silent ! Thomas Neill.'
tips[216]='You tries your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ... ?'
ans[216]='... Never try ! Homer Simpson.'
tips[217]='Have eyes, yet cannot see ?'
ans[217]='... Button or Alphabet or Needles !'
tips[218]='If you want to make enemies, try to ... ?'
ans[218]='... Change something ! Woodrow Wilson.'
tips[219]='Said as just one letter, but written with three. Can be read the same from both ends .. You will see ?'
ans[219]='... EYE'
tips[220]='Whether you think you can or that you cannot, you are ... ?'
ans[220]='... Usually right ! Henry Ford.'
tips[221]='Can be cracked, made, told and played ?'
ans[221]='... A Joke !'
tips[222]='Try to learn everything about something and ... ?'
ans[222]='... Something about everything ! Thomas Henry Huxley.'
tips[223]='Different shapes, different sizes. Straight and curved. All have their own place ?'
ans[223]='... Jigsaw Puzzle Pieces'
tips[224]='Make crime pay ... ?'
ans[224]='... Become a Lawyer ! Will Rogers.'
tips[225]='If you are going through hell ... ?'
ans[225]='... Keep going ! Sir Winston Churchill.'
tips[226]='Pointing down so bright, pointing up so dark ?'
ans[226]='... Light switch !'
tips[227]='I had a ploughman#s lunch the other day ... ? '
ans[227]='... He wasnt very happy ! Tommy Cooper. '
tips[228]='If a million people say a foolish thing ... ? '
ans[228]='... It is still a foolish thing ! Jacques Anatole Thibault. '
tips[229]='What can you add to ONE to make it vanish ? '
ans[229]='... G (Gone!) '
tips[230]='A little inaccuracy sometimes saves ... ? '
ans[230]='... A lot of explanation ! H H Munro. '
tips[231]='I come in many different sizes, so shiney and always telling the truth ? '
ans[231]='... A Mirror !'
tips[232]='A coat that is put on wet ?'
ans[232]='... Coat of paint !'
tips[233]='History is the version of past events that people have ... ? '
ans[233]='... Decided to agree upon ! Napoleon Bonaparte. '
tips[234]='Working on one of my legs, but always resting on three ? '
ans[234]='... A Wheelbarrow ! '
tips[235]='A five letter word that can be read under water and upside down ? '
ans[235]=' SWIMS !'
tips[236]='The dead eat it, but the living would die if they did ? '
ans[236]='... Nothing ! '
tips[237]='What is more useful when it is broken ? '
ans[237]='... An egg ! '
tips[238]='Can fill a room, yet takes up no space ? '
ans[238]='... Light ! '
tips[239]='Can be written, broken, exposed and indeed broken ? '
ans[239]='The news ! '
tips[240]='How can you stand behind someone who is standing behind you ? '
ans[240]='... Stand back to back ! '
tips[241]='Cannot be bought or sold and can be of gold ? '
ans[241]='... A heart ! '
tips[242]='A flat back, sharp teeth and cutting is what I do ? '
ans[242]='... A Saw ! '
tips[243]='Anything that is too stupid to be spoken ... ? '
ans[243]='... Is sung ! Voltaire. '
tips[244]='Sleeps all day, loves the night and flies without feathers ? '
ans[244]='A bat ! '
tips[245]='I travel around the world, but never leave the corner ? '
ans[245]='... A Stamp ! '
tips[246]='Always goes to bed with his shoes on ? '
ans[246]='... A Horse '
tips[247]='As big as an elephant, yet weighs nothing at all ? '
ans[247]='... An elephants shaddow ! '
tips[248]='Has 22 legs and 2 wings ? '
ans[248]='... A football team ! '
tips[249]='What has a bottom at the top ? '
ans[249]='... A leg ! '
tips[250]='Walks all day on its head ?'
ans[250]='... A nail in a horseshoe !'
tips[251]='What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a billion years ?'
ans[251]='The letter M !'
tips[252]='My one regret in life is that I am not ... ?'
ans[252]='...somebody else ! Woody Allen. US'
tips[253]='Middle age is when ... ?'
ans[253]='... Your age starts to show around your middle ! Bob Hope.'
tips[254]='Some days you are a bug, some days you are a ... ?'
ans[254]='... windshield ! Price Cobb. '
tips[255]='Except our own thoughts, there is nothing absolutely in ... ?'
ans[255]='... Our power ! Rene Descartes.'
tips[256]='If you are patient in one moment of anger ... ?'
ans[256]='... You will escape a hundred days of sorrow !'
tips[257]='Name three numbers that give the same result when added or multiplied together ?'
ans[257]='1, 2, 3'
tips[258]='I am put in a dark room and set on fire. I weep and become nothing. What am I ?'
ans[258]='A candle !'
tips[259]='The secret of being boring is ... ?'
ans[259]='... To say everything ! Voltaire.'
tips[260]='The unspoken word, never ... ?'
ans[260]='... Does harm ! Kossuth.'
tips[261]='What goes around a garden, but does not move ?'
ans[261]='A fence !'
tips[262]='When I was born, I was so surprised that I did not ... ?'
ans[262]='... Talk for a year and a half ! Gracie Allen.'
tips[263]='I love children, especially when they cry, for then ... ?'
ans[263]='... Someone takes them away ! Nancy Mitford '
tips[264]='You cannot keep it until you have given it ?'
ans[264]='A promise !'
tips[265]='Has a long neck, works so hard, but never sleeps ?'
ans[265]='A Crane'
tips[266]='He has married many, but never married himself. Who is he ?'
ans[266]='A Priest !'
tips[267]='I Dont suggest that her face has been lifted ...'
ans[267]='... But there is a possibility that her body has been lowered ! Clive James, 1939, Broadcaster, Australia'
tips[268]='I never hated a man enough to ...'
ans[268]='... Give him his diamonds back ! Zsa Zsa Gabor, 1919, Actress, Hungary.'
tips[269]='Wearing red with a stone in my throat. What am I ?'
ans[269]='A cherry !'
tips[270]='Never argue with a fool ... ?'
ans[270]='... People might not know the difference ! Arthur Block, 1979.'
tips[271]='What ends in W but has no end ?'
ans[271]='A rainbow !'
tips[272]='I have just enough money to last me for the rest of my life unless ... ?'
ans[272]='... I buy something ! Jackie Mason, 1931,Comedian, US'
tips[273]='The more there is, the less you see ?'
ans[273]='Darkness !'
tips[274]='When I was young, I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock, so I .... ?'
ans[274]='... Stopped wearing socks ! Albert Einstein, 1879-1955, Physicist, Germany.'
tips[275]='What has a head and a foot, but no body ?'
ans[275]='A bed !'
tips[276]='It is the friends that you call up at 4am ... ?'
ans[276]='... That matter ! Marlene Dietrich, 1901-1992, Germany.'
tips[277]='What has legs, but cannot walk ?'
ans[277]='A Table !'
tips[278]='The modern child will answer you back ... ?'
ans[278]='... Before you have said anything! Laurence J Peter, 1919-1990, Writer, UK.'
tips[279]='What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands ?'
ans[279]='A kangaroo !'
tips[280]='The only way to enjoy anything in life ... ?'
ans[280]='... Is to earn it first ! Ginger Rogers, 1911-1995, Movie star, US.'
tips[281]='What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter ?'
ans[281]='A Hole'
tips[282]='I love being a writer. What I cannot stand is ... ?'
ans[282]='... The paperwork ! Peter de Vries. 1910-1993. American Author'
tips[283]='What can you catch, but not throw ?'
ans[283]='A cold !'
tips[284]='I pass before the sun, but make no shaddow. What am I ?'
ans[284]='The wind !'
tips[285]='Every exit is an ... ?'
ans[285]='... Entrance somewhere ! Tom Stoppard, 1937, Playwright UK'
tips[286]='Give me a museum and I will ... ?'
ans[286]='... Fill it ! Pablo Picasso, Artist'
tips[287]='Dont stay in bed unless you can make ... ?'
ans[287]='... Money in bed ! George Burns.'
tips[288]='Genius is one percent genius and ninety-nine percent ... ? '
ans[288]='... Perspiration ! Thomas Edison, 1847-1931, Inventor, US.'
tips[289]='What goes up, but never goes down ?'
ans[289]='Your age !'
tips[290]='A book that anyone can own. It was once only used by the wealthy but you are unlikely to buy it in a shop ?'
ans[290]='Telephone book !'
tips[291]='Being a personality is not the same as ...'
ans[291]='... having a personality. Alan Coren, 1938, Writer, UK.'
tips[292]='What has arms but cannot cuddle ?'
ans[292]='A chair !'
tips[293]='I begin with T, end in T and have T within. What am I ?'
ans[293]='A teapot'
tips[294]='They all live in one cardboard house ... If you sratch their heads they will all die ?'
ans[294]='Matches !'
tips[295]='I am an excellent housekeeper, every time I get a divorce ... ?'
ans[295]='... I keep the house! Zsa Zsa Gabor.'
tips[296]='The only difference between me and a madman is ... ?'
ans[296]='... I am not mad ! Salvador Dali'
tips[297]='An English word with three consecutive double letters ?'
ans[297]='Bookkeeper'
tips[298]='What is full of holes, but can still hold water ?'
ans[298]='A sponge !'
tips[299]='Never interrupt your enemy when he is ... ?'
ans[299]='... Making a mistake ! Napoleon Bonaparte.'
tips[300]='The secret of success is to know something ... ?'
ans[300]='... Nobody else knows ! Aristotle Onassis.'
tips[301]='You throw away the outside and cook the inside. You then eat the outside and throw away the inside ?'
ans[301]='An ear of corn !'
tips[302]='The truth is more important than ... ?'
ans[302]='... The facts ! Frank Lloyd Wright.'
tips[303]='A quick temper will make ... ?'
ans[303]='... A fool of you soon enough ! Bruce Lee.'
tips[304]='What is it that after you take away the whole, some still remains ?'
ans[304]='... Wholesome !'
tips[305]='Minds are like parachutes ... ?'
ans[305]='... They only function when open ! Thomas Dewar.'
tips[306]='Quality is remembered long after the ... ?'
ans[306]='... Price is forgotten ! Gucci.'
tips[307]='Forward Im heavy, but backwards I am not. What am I ? '
ans[307]='TON !'
tips[308]='It has been here since the world began but is never more than a month old ? '
ans[308]='The Moon'
tips[309]='There is no money in poetry ...'
ans[309]='... Neither is there poetry in money. Rupert Graves, UK Poet'
tips[310]='What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a billion years ?'
ans[310]='The letter M !'
tips[311]='My one regret in life is that I am not ... ?'
ans[311]='...somebody else ! Woody Allen. US'
tips[312]='Middle age is when ... ?'
ans[312]='... Your age starts to show around your middle ! Bob Hope.'
tips[313]='What gets wetter the more it dries ?'
ans[313]='A towell !'
tips[314]='It has been here since the world began but is never more than a month old ? '
ans[314]='The Moon'
tips[315]='An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world ... ? '
ans[315]='... Blind. Gandhi'
tips[316]='I have 3 letters and read the same forwards and backwards ?'
ans[316]='Eye !'
tips[317]='Whatever the mind can concieve and believe ... ?'
ans[317]='... the mind can achieve ! Dr Napoleon Hill.'
tips[318]='You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people ... ?'
ans[318]='... what they want ! Zig Ziglar.'
tips[319]='Those who believe in telekinetics ... ?'
ans[319]='.. Raise MY hand ! Kurt Vonnegut.'
tips[320]='Give me a museum and I will ... ?'
ans[320]='... Fill it ! Pablo Picasso, Artist'
tips[321]='Dont stay in bed unless you can make ... ?'
ans[321]='... Money in bed ! George Burns.'
tips[322]='What number may be added to 3 or multiplied by 3 to give the same result ?'
ans[322]='1.5'
tips[323]='Whatever is produced in haste ... ?'
ans[323]='... Goes hastily to waste! Saadi.'
tips[324]='I have a double and a wife and am as thin as a knife ... ?'
ans[324]='... The King of Diamonds from a pack of cards !'
tips[325]='The man who smiles when things go wrong has ... ?'
ans[325]='thought of someone to blame it on ! Robert Bloch.'
tips[326]='I am near a ball. The ball is never thrown and I never get hit'
ans[326]='... Eyelash !'
tips[327]='Never take life seriously, Nobody ... ?'
ans[327]='... Gets out alive anyway !'
tips[328]='There are no stupid questions, just ... ?'
ans[328]='... Stupid people !'
tips[329]='Has a head and a tail. Is brown with no legs ? '
ans[329]='A Penny'
tips[330]='Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and ...'
ans[330]='... Miss ! Douglass Adams.'
tips[331]='Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that ... '
ans[331]='... When you shout the name will carry ! Bill Cosby.'
tips[332]='I said Yes, Yet I Meant No. What was I asked ?'
ans[332]='... Do you mind ?'
tips[333]='What do dogs and diamonds have in common ?'
ans[333]='They are both someones best friend. (Dog-Mans Diamonds-Girls)'
tips[334]='Can be created by many things in any shape or size. Can change size over time ?'
ans[334]='... A Hole !'
tips[335]='I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that ... ?'
ans[335]='I do not know the answer ! ... Douglass Adams'
tips[336]='Covers what is real and hides what is true ... Tasting so good ?'
ans[336]='... Alcohol !'
tips[337]='Minds are like parachutes ... ?'
ans[337]='... They only function when they are open ! Sir James Dewar. '
tips[338]='Falls but never breaks and breaks but never falls ?'
ans[338]='... Night and Day !'
tips[339]='Of those who say nothing ... ?'
ans[339]='... Few are silent ! Thomas Neill.'
tips[340]='You tries your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ... ?'
ans[340]='... Never try ! Homer Simpson.'
tips[341]='Have eyes, yet cannot see ?'
ans[341]='... Button or Alphabet or Needles !'
tips[342]='If you want to make enemies, try to ... ?'
ans[342]='... Change something ! Woodrow Wilson.'
tips[343]='Said as just one letter, but written with three. Can be read the same from both ends .. You will see ?'
ans[343]='... EYE'
tips[344]='Whether you think you can or that you cannot, you are ... ?'
ans[344]='... Usually right ! Henry Ford.'
tips[345]='Can be cracked, made, told and played ?'
ans[345]='... A Joke !'
tips[346]='Try to learn everything about something and ... ?'
ans[346]='... Something about everything ! Thomas Henry Huxley.'
tips[347]='Different shapes, different sizes. Straight and curved. All have their own place ?'
ans[347]='... Jigsaw Puzzle Pieces'
tips[348]='Make crime pay ... ?'
ans[348]='... Become a Lawyer ! Will Rogers.'
tips[349]='If you are going through hell ... ?'
ans[349]='... Keep going ! Sir Winston Churchill.'
tips[350]='Pointing down so bright, pointing up so dark ?'
ans[350]='... Light switch !'
tips[351]='I had a ploughman#s lunch the other day ... ? '
ans[351]='... He wasnt very happy ! Tommy Cooper. '
tips[352]='If a million people say a foolish thing ... ? '
ans[352]='... It is still a foolish thing ! Jacques Anatole Thibault. '
tips[353]='What can you add to ONE to make it vanish ? '
ans[353]='... G (Gone!) '
tips[354]='A little inaccuracy sometimes saves ... ? '
ans[354]='... A lot of explanation ! H H Munro. '
tips[355]='I come in many different sizes, so shiney and always telling the truth ? '
ans[355]='... A Mirror !'
tips[356]='A coat that is put on wet ?'
ans[356]='... Coat of paint !'
tips[357]='History is the version of past events that people have ... ? '
ans[357]='... Decided to agree upon ! Napoleon Bonaparte. '
tips[358]='Working on one of my legs, but always resting on three ? '
ans[358]='... A Wheelbarrow ! '
tips[359]='Can be seen in water, but never gets wet ?'
ans[359]='... A reflection !'
tips[360]='A glistening spike that points straight down, a shiny blade that wont turn brown ?'
ans[360]='... An Icicle !'
tips[361]='What does Santa like to do in the garden ?'
ans[362]='... Ho Ho Ho !!'
tips[362]='Why did the elf put his bed in the fire place ?'
ans[362]='... So that he would sleep like a log !'
tips[363]='Why was the snowman nervous about getting married ?'
ans[363]='... Because he had cold feet ! '
tips[364]='What is the most popular wine at Christmas ?'
ans[364]='... I dont like brussel sprouts !!'
tips[365]='Where do they make movies about CHristmas ?'
ans[365]='... Tinsel town !'
tips[366]='Happy Christmas ... What does Santa have that he can always count on ?'
ans[366]='.... His fingers !'
tips[367]='I am put in a dark room and set on fire. I weep and become nothing. What am I ?'
ans[367]='A candle !'
tips[368]='The secret of being boring is ... ?'
ans[368]='... To say everything ! Voltaire.'
tips[369]='The unspoken word, never ... ?'
ans[369]='... Does harm ! Kossuth.'
tips[370]='What goes around a city, but does not move ?'
ans[370]='A wall !'
tips[371]='When I was born, I was so surprised that I did not ... ?'
ans[371]='... Talk for a year and a half ! Gracie Allen.'
tips[372]='What tree is always wrapped up warm ?'
ans[372]='... A fir tree !! '
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