Classic Quotes: Scroll down for the payoff

1. Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmellow. When I woke up .... ?
2. I Dont suggest that her face has been lifted ... ?
3. I never hated a man enough to ... ?
4. Never argue with a fool ... ?
5. I have just enough money to last me for the rest of my life unless ... ?
6. When I was young, I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock, so I .... ?
7. It is the friends that you call up at 4am ... ?
8. The only way to enjoy anything in life ... ?
9. I love being a writer. What I cannot stand is ... ?
10. Being a personality is not the same as ... ?

Pay Off

1. ... The pillow was gone !  Tommy Cooper, 1921-1984, comedian, UK.
2. ... But there is a possibility that her body has been lowered ! Clive James, 1939, Broadcaster, Australia
3. ... Give him his diamonds back ! Zsa Zsa Gabor, 1919, Actress, Hungary.
4. ... People might not know the difference ! Arthur Block, 1979.
5. ... I buy something !  Jackie Mason, 1931,Comedian, US
6. ... Stopped wearing socks ! Albert Einstein, 1879-1955, Physicist, Germany.
7. ... That matter !  Marlene Dietrich, 1901-1992, Germany.
8. ... Is to earn it first !  Ginger Rogers, 1911-1995, Movie star, US.
9. ... The paperwork !  Peter de Vries. 1910-1993. American Author
10. ... having a personality. Alan Coren, 1938, Writer, UK.